Manny's PC Invaded by Nasty Virus

So I finished writing my lit response essay for tomorrow and I decided to play Civ 3 for a while. Lady May sent me a text that her computer froze everytime she tried to open The Realm from her browser. I figured it would be the layout, so I decided to change it.

I checked out this random website for Blogger templates when suddenly my Firefox browser froze and my computer began to be bombarded by a shitload of malware. So I resorted to my ISP's anti-virus (CA Anti-Virus), and tried to remove the spyware. There were two very specific ones that CA couldn't kill. They were "SystemGuard 2009" and "Advanced Virus Remover". This attempt was futile however, as it failed to remove them. Everytime I rebooted my computer, the virus would still be there. Frustration starts to build, and tries to drive me from my senses. My biggest problem with these was that they both deactivated the Windows Task Manager and the "regedit" feature which would've allowed me to weed these two out directly without a middleman. It seemed as if I couldn't do anything about it.

I didn't let this obstacle outsmart me though. I put on my hacker helmet and I went down the trenches of the underground. I really didn't feel like doing an MS-DOS command barrage, so I resorted into other utilities. Luckily, I didn't have to go too far, for I found myself the cure to this disease. It's called Malwarebytes, and it's an anti-virus guaranteed to remove these programs. The scanning was free fortunately and I managed to remove all of the spyware that was killing my baby.

Now you guys know that I'm always at the public's service and it is my duty to you to inform you of this wonderful product. Trust me, it's gonna be the next big thing. I'd also like to advise you all to stay away from this website blogger-templates.blogspot.com/, for it was the same one that infected my computer. Peace out homies.