So here it is, the long awaited first part of the Player's Handguide. Here you're gonna learn the basics of getting some girls. Now keep in mind, as much as it doesn't seem so, Pimpology consists of different scientific concepts like Biology, Psychology. Don't feel intimidated by all this. By the time you're done reading this part, you're gonna be hookin up with girls like a true mack daddy.
Chapter 1
Alright, the first thing I'm gonna bring up is appearance. Now the truth is, you don't need to look your best in order to get some play, but if you're a fledgling, or you're ugly as hell, I recommend to look top notch. So you're gonna need some tips on this field. First on this list is your hair. You always wanna keep a sharp, clean cut; hair is one of the things that girls enjoy looking at, and a well-groomed playa will gain an advantage over some scruffy lookin fella. It doesn't matter if you have long or short hair as long as you keep it clean. You also wanna keep your facial hair on check. If you have a beard keep it trimmed as close as possible to the skin. If you have a mustache, keep the hair off the lips, a well trimmed mustache is often overlooked by the young playas. Sometimes five o'clock shadows look good on some fellas, but I don't recommend it for everyone, so if you don't wear a beard, shave it homie, it's your best bet.
Next there's hygiene. Now I gotta say, this is where a lot of the fledglings falter. Homies, when girls want nasty sex, they don't mean shit crumbs and stains all over your shit. Hygiene is very important, and this includes: a thorough shower, complete dental hygiene (brush, floss and mouthwash), and deodorant. One might say "This is all basic shit, Manny," but you'd be surprised how many nasty mutha fuckas are out there. Now when I mean by deodorant, I mean some anti-perspirant heavy duty shit, especially if you are a sweaty brotha. Now smell is the number one sense that is used to attract the opposite sex (whether you are a male or a female).
Chapter 1
Alright, the first thing I'm gonna bring up is appearance. Now the truth is, you don't need to look your best in order to get some play, but if you're a fledgling, or you're ugly as hell, I recommend to look top notch. So you're gonna need some tips on this field. First on this list is your hair. You always wanna keep a sharp, clean cut; hair is one of the things that girls enjoy looking at, and a well-groomed playa will gain an advantage over some scruffy lookin fella. It doesn't matter if you have long or short hair as long as you keep it clean. You also wanna keep your facial hair on check. If you have a beard keep it trimmed as close as possible to the skin. If you have a mustache, keep the hair off the lips, a well trimmed mustache is often overlooked by the young playas. Sometimes five o'clock shadows look good on some fellas, but I don't recommend it for everyone, so if you don't wear a beard, shave it homie, it's your best bet.
Next there's hygiene. Now I gotta say, this is where a lot of the fledglings falter. Homies, when girls want nasty sex, they don't mean shit crumbs and stains all over your shit. Hygiene is very important, and this includes: a thorough shower, complete dental hygiene (brush, floss and mouthwash), and deodorant. One might say "This is all basic shit, Manny," but you'd be surprised how many nasty mutha fuckas are out there. Now when I mean by deodorant, I mean some anti-perspirant heavy duty shit, especially if you are a sweaty brotha. Now smell is the number one sense that is used to attract the opposite sex (whether you are a male or a female).
*Warning: Biology Explanation!*
Pheromones: Chemical signals that trigger a natural response in another member of the same species. Different pheromones are used for different situations. In this case we're gonna talk about sex pheremones which are pheremones that signal the opposite sex for sexual intercourse. Now according to some studies humans have pheromones; arm pit odor actually works as a sex pheremone for women. Further studies have proved that male sweat smell attracts his female counterpart.
*End of Biology Explanation*
Alright so here's the deal, the reality is that some people stink like hell. I always recommend the use of deodorant, but I don't condone the use of cologne. Deodorant I can understand, we sweat, the shit gets on our clothes and it ruins the image. Cologne on the other hand I believe isn't really necessary because it will actually overlap the pheromones, and your chances of hookin up will slightly decline. Now there are some fledglings that believe religiously that bathing in cologne will get you laid; it won't, trust me homie. However, if you do have a heavy smell, I recommend just a splash on the neck and arms so that you can mask the bad smell, but not the pheromonal effects.
Last, but not least, the threads. What to wear in order to successfully holla at some girls. Now this all depends on what the ladies like. Some girls like thug lookin homies, others prefer casual, and others like homies in suits. Even though these girls have different tastes, they all agree on one thing, the brotha must always look fresh. So always keep your clean clothes in check, wear some fly sneakers (or shoes if you're dressin casual), and most important, accesorize. A nice gold or silver watch usually does the trick, but some homies go as far as to filling themselves up with bling, so experiment with different kinds of jewelry.
So that's it for now folks, expect Chapter 2 some time this week maybe, so make sure to stay hooked, and spread the word homies, 'cause it's gonna be a long ride.
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